Is a sanitary house too much to ask for?

Apparently so, I cant do anything without getting covered in hair. And why is kitchen counter covered in knives and pills? Its a good thing small children never come to this place. They would be coughing up hairballs and covered in puncture wounds in no time. It never fails to surprise or disgust me when I actually look at the various filth on the appliances. Is humiliating really. I’m so sorry for any visitors that ever enter this house. At this point it would be so much easier to just start over and get a whole new house than to ever endure the vast number of hours it would take to rid this place of all grime, goo, and filth. I guess I better get started…